Protect your Informants!
Hi O'Hooligan here.
We gathered as instructed early to pick up our latest gear from El Presidente. And a fine job he did too! One or two of the local residents rushed across hoping someone was selling Oasis tickets only to trail away disappointed!
The Executive Committee forgot to provide umbrellas for us while we waited patiently in the pouring rain and there came to pass a most wonderful comment!
I must at this time being a correspondent of some ill repute protect my informant! This person was alleged to have said "I don't mind the rain when it comes in chunky drops as you can dodge them"!
Now who would say something as daft as that! Answers please on £10 notes addressed to Shamus O'Hooligan, The Parochial House, Craggy Island, Ireland. Kirsty (but only she) can have a free guess!
As to the football. Liz turned up to Referee, I lent her my whistle, not my gold one of course Her first action of the morning’s kick off was to penalise me for wearing a Liverpool shirt! A long morning ahead (though on reflection she was indeed quite right) My suspicions were well founded as play continued for we all got soundly drowned! The condolation was that Liz got drowned too!
But she did very well with the whistle, first time, well done!
We adjourned to the slipper room where cake was awaiting us curtoursy of Barry Whizz and very nice too! The Carrot Cake was great, I can see for miles but just can't hear!
Cheers for now! 🇮🇪😇
Great blog